I gotta go to sleep soon so I'll make this one quick.
First of all, my blog game is lacking and I apologize for that, I just haven't had much to write about.
But, in my last burst of frustration, I had a thought of taking my water bottle and doing a nice punt with it. I didn't. So now I'm wondering, what would happen?
Would the bottle go exactly how you see a football go every Friday night? Would my anger be relieved? Will the bottle just explode? I mean, how relieving would it be to just kick your bottle, see it fly, and then explode upon impact? But then you just wasted perfectly good water and now you're thirsty. (By the way its 11:11 right now as I wrote that) What if the bottle didn't go anywhere but straight up and either hit you in the face or exploded when it hit the ground? No matter what, there's some loss to the situation. You're losing perfectly good water, or you're losing an opportunity to relieve some stress and anger, and move on with life.
Maybe I'll try it next time I'm angry. And yes, I do get angry. And yes, you do not want to see me angry.
Until then, I'm Ron Burgundy, and stay classy San Diego.
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